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In a household of wretches, all of the hair has been cut by ANTONIO.
 


Damn it Lindsay, you are getting fat you fat heffer.


I can eat whatever I want daddy, I have my period!

You bitchy loon! I RUN THIS HOUSE OF INFERNAL HELL!
 
Mommy! You are getting fat!
I don't give a shit you little turd I'm going to eat it anyway, I have my period!
Just don't tell daddy! Now go get ready for your ballet recital.
 
Mommy yelled at me!
And then she stuffed her face and crumbs fell into my eyeballs.
Maybe a little game of hide and go seek will quiet you down you little runt.
What's worse: I have to drive that little twit to ballet.
 
Oh baby YES! You know I love white chocolate covered prunes!
OH GOD ME TOO!!!
 

Holy shit, mom is makeing eye contact with me and she is just gonna keep going!
This is too weird... maybe i should leave.
Actually maybe I will stay!
 
The Lion goes in for the Kill...
Now if i could only reach for that lipstick!
FINALLY! It's ALL MINE! HAHAHAHA
That's my expensive lipstick you transvestite!
AND YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING AGAIN!
 
What in the HELL is going ON here!?
It's my turn to use the TANNING BED!
 
I am the famous Fuki. Here I am pretending to be the hot maid for The House of Antonio.
In case you couldn't tell, we tried to make it look like this dog took a shit in the kitchen by throwing down dog food...
 
It's a snow day from Community College. I might as well play basketball.
Watch me as I score!
AND 1!
 
Family members are supposed to care for one another.
Me and Sis are pretty close.
Our favorite kind of music is RAP.
Can't you tell by all of our fake bling?
We like to play around with it. Silly little games of deceit and vengeance.
Part of the light is in the shot, look on the left, they are clamplights from home depot.
I only get my hair cut with Antonio. That's because I like cool weird lines and stuff in my hair.
I also get my hair cut with Antonio. It's a great time to gossip!
Part of the light is still in the shot, isn't it?
 
AH YES! Finally! A quiet moment where we get to relax and sit around the house!